dear winter By Paul Bomers | December 4, 2006 dear winter- i don’t like you. please go away and don’t come back. -paul p.s. take the snow with you. Posted in Random Posts
dear paul-
you live in michigan. if you don’t like me, perhaps you should go. i was here long before you.
-winter
p.s. i don’t mind you being here except when you trash-talk me. take a look outside – i really am beautiful.
For the record…I love the snow and somewhere deep down inside I know that you do too! Go have a snowball fight and embrace the beauty of it all!!
Dear Winter,
Please ignore Paul. I love you. I love everything about you.
Mike
I guess you got your wish.