All I can say is that this is a real study done by a good friend of mine. The friend requested to stay anonymous.
“After evaluating many circumstances within a moderate sized sample population of females over a 2 year time period, I have come to the following scientific conclusion: Females at or above the age of 24 are on average 100 times hornier (I know it amazed me too!) than females at any given age younger than previously mentioned. *Note: applies to females who are single.”